Friday, September 26, 2008

Captain Trips and Epic Dudez

We are taking this show into the studio this weekend to record for a 7".  Expect it to sound like all three of the above photos, but with more breakdowns.  We haven't named it yet, but are kicking around some ideas.  Let us know what you think.

"Epic Dudez"
"Sue The City"
"Feminine Predicament"
"Countach-The Record"
"What We Lack In Experience, We Make Up For In Age"
"Older Budwiser"
"Viagra Falls"
"Fuck It"
"Swear Words"
"Age Of Quarrell 2"

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Jayson Bullshit Meets the Clash

So we've finally done it.  We've built a time machine and sent Violent Bullshit singer Jayson Green back in time.  Did he do coke with Chris Farley? Punch Bob Dylan in the face during the filming of "Don't Look Back?"  Meet anyone or do anything significant? Nope.  He got made fun off by mediocore punk band The Clash.  At least someone had the forsight to take a picture of this non-event....way to blow it Green.

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Party That You'll Never Forget!

Superfans, I'm sorry that Bullshit well has been dry for a while, but thirst no longer as now your cup will soon runneth over with Bullshit!  We have two super sweet shows that we are playing this week back to back and belly to belly.  

1.WOWCH (world famous t-shirt purveyors and hollywood provocateurs) and What's your Rupture (record industry giants) present PIZZA PARTY on Sept 11th.  Sure two bands backed out because of pressure from  James Franco but not us!
Expect the expected.  Sweet jamz from us and awesome jamz from Max and Kevin. 10pm! CakeShop! 152 LudlowSt! 3bucks!!

2. Fresh Kills (old buds and just old) have a new record that just popped out of their music vaginas and it is killer.  To celebrate they invited us and Babydayliner to play with them at Glasslands.  Oh and guess what, Nick Zinner (yeah, yeah, yeah we know him) is going to play records.  Fun? You better believe it.  Good times, and great oldies (meaning Fresh Kills). Sept 12th! glASSLands! Franklin btwn S1st and S2nd!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Great, Now I Reek of Putrifacation!

Just got home from the Carcass reunion show and gee whiz was it something else.  Six bands in about 7 hours.  Fuck, death metal, gimmie a break already!  Carcass, Suffocation, Necrophagist, 1349, Aborted, and Rotten Sound.  Did I get there early like a total d-bag? Yep.  Was I soaking wet from waiting in line in the rain? You bet.

So first some advice.  If you are considering buying an Aborted record, you can pretty much skip it.  Bummer City.  But, if you are into to awesome bands who shred super hard, why not run over to Coconuts and pick up the 1349 and Necrophagist records.  Suffocation was pretty sweet too even though t he singer looked like he was in the UFC and kept saying weird stuff like "This song is pretty much all about killing."  Pretty much?  What is the rest of it about?  He also said he wanted to bathe in his manager's entrails, and that was meant to be a compliment. 

Carcass were, of course, amazing.  I was psyched that they played my fav track off "Swan Song" which I know is a poser record, but what the f?  I like what I like.  The most brutal part of the night-when the original drummer (who went from brain dead to comatose) joined the band for a drum solo.  

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Inverted Boner Alert

This video really shook me to my core.  So weird, and so very gross.  What crack squad came up with this a a marketing concept for a toy and what outrageous perv directed the commercial?  Is is a toy for kids? Maybe. Is it porno for creeps? Yep.    

Thanks for nothing Adam Wills 

"So wet you need a towel!" shudder.