We Are Good

The show was fun.  Can you tell?  I mean these photos don't make it totally clear, but believe me when I tell you-we were sick.  So sick in fact we made $40 bucks! And got 2 free drinks!!  Momma, your baby boy has finally made it.  

We debuted some new material : "Hey, Seattle Fuck Off," "Read and Write," and "My Band Just Doesn't Understand Me."  All A+ except Seattle gets an A- cause some girl punched me and I couldn't sing for a second.  Sheesh.  Women.  Am I right guys?

Midnite Till Death put a lot of effort into making this a fun night.  They projected scenes from "Street Trash" and "Deadbeat At Dawn"-awesome...They also DJ'ed and threw T-shirts at people. Basically, if you missed this - ya blew it.  We love you, but you blew it.    

Heywood Jablome

Me so sorry I haven't posted in a while.  Things have been crazy.  I just found out a black dude is President! Wait whaaaaaaat?  It's true!  And Brett Michaels is really narrowing the field on "Rock of Love : Bang Bus."  Hey Brett is you're reading this, I like the one with all the horrifying plastic surgery.  

Soooo, to catch you up on me, Metallica was amazing, Comicon 09 was good (except the girl dressed as sexy Predator-ew), and we have a show coming up!  And this time it's gonna be good! 

VIOLENT BULLSHIT

w/

CEREBRAL BALLZY

K-HOLES

JADEWALKERS

Friday Feb. 20th at Cakeshop (152 Ludlow)

There's gonna be DJ's and preojections and its FREE!  Up yours Fugazi!

Mytallica

So, next Saturday I am going to see Metallica with some serious old buddies (oh did I mention-FRONT ROW SEATS).  Anyfart, I am pretty fucking excited about it-and apparently so is my freind Eric that I'm going with.  Here's an email I got today...

all right gentlemen… one week to go!

 

Here’s the plan: meet at Garlock’s at 12pm next Saturday (Jan 31^st).

 

What to bring: cash, photo ID, warm clothes, a head that’s ready to bang and a liver that’s ready to be punished. I’ll have assorted beers and goodies as usual… if you have a METALLICA favorite that you want to help break your cherry with, bring it!

 

…and around 9:25pm I’ll be able to say to all to you guys: “ehhh… you broke your cherry!!!”

A-MAY-ZING.  This email did everything it was supposed to do. It was informative and got me super pumped. "bring... a head that's ready to bang and a liver that ready to be punished."  What is he? Shakespeare?  Actually fuck you Shakespeare, that sentence rules harder than anything in "Cymbaline."  (Which I performed...in a park.  So I should know).  Expect a full, detailed update post show.  I'm about to become "Unforgiven 4."

Well, it might have been vibrant...but it was definitely Bullshit!

What can we say?  Vibrant Bullshit 3 was a suckcess.  I can't believe any bar would let us play these records all night long.  It was beautiful and snowy and there was nothing more amazing than watching a bunch of dudes stand around the DJ booth going "That song is sick" and "I've got that on clear vinyl."  I can't lie, it made me happy.  I'm thinking about implementing a trivia section since that's what it kinda turns into anyway.   

We had special guests Sam Tobin (who fucking opened with "Keepin' it Real!" Ballsy.) and J. Penry (all 7"'s!) and Dils and I held down the Bullshit side.  I don't have any good pictures of Dils because I was too busy freaking out on every song he played.  Beyond? Yes please.  Citizen's Arrest?  Don't mind if I do.  Fine work all around.  In the words of Crippled Youth, "It's a positive positive positive scene." 

Vibrant Bullshit 3 : The Third One

Stagedives make us feel more alive than coded messages in slowed down songs.  Because of this totally true fact we are throwing another party.

Expect the expected-a ton of dudes listening to hardcore 7"'s.

It's gonna rip.

DJ's:

Violent Bullshit

J Penry

+ special gueststarz!

Sunday January 18th 

10pm

Montage Mahal

I am not savvy enough to figure out how to post this here so I'll link it. Watch this. It has our music in it-and someone's Mom.

Wait a second Garfield...Mondays aren't so bad!

Oh brother, we are back-and this time it's a Monday.  I feel fairly confident that most of you do not have a "job" or any real "responsibilities" because you aren't "employable" due to "poor hygiene" or a "severe social disorder" so that should free up your "schedule" to come see us "play" at the Cake Shop this Monday the 12th.  Don't worry I already asked your Mom, she's fine with it.

VIOLENT BULLSHIT

w.

PUFFY AREOLAS

TWIN STUMPS

QUEENING   

january 12th.cakeshop.8pm.$7