In the spirit of the classic hardcore matinees we will be playing too early on Sunday with a ton of other bands. The difference between this show and an abcnorio show is that the bathrooms are pretty clean, you can definitely drink, and homophobia and racism are encouraged. Well not encouraged, but you know what I mean. Like don't do that stuff but I'm not gonna tell you to not do it, get it? Free will etc, etc.? Sheesh anarchy has sooo many rules. Who knew?
HARDCORE HANGOVER MATINEE BRUNCH with: VIOLENT BULLSHIT BATTLETORN RED DAWN II BROCCOLI DESTROYER WHOARFROST BEEHIVE FUCKER GROCERY THIEF 2PM
Bloody Mary's! Bloody Pits! Put an egg on on lunch food! IT"S BRUUUUNCH!!!
Our show at Death By Chocolate with Children and Bison was reviewed in the WG Arts and Farts Magazine. Prestigious I know, but the real news is that my hair was compared (in quality-not cut) to Jennifer Brangelinston. Above I posted a recent photo of me for you to compare...I just don't see it.
I don't know who you are Phillipe but consider yourself on "The Shitlist" (which is a good thing-like permanent guest list for buddies, but since we have "shit" in our name I just thought it was clever if...aww forget it.)
"So where have you been?" you might be asking. "You type a crazy rant about Joe Rogan and then disappear for a month? How does that make us feel, as loyal and avid readers of this blarg?"
Well, first of all it's spelled "blog" though it is pronounced "blarg." Second-well there is no second. I just didn't feel like it ok? I had my birthday, and you only turn 21 once so there has been lots o' celebrating. We played some shows with some pretty sweet bands and we were totally awesome. Also we are saving up our wisecracks for the FEAR show next week. Oh brother is that ever gonna be ridiculous. I know saying that we are excited to play with FEAR basically a headline of "No Shit Magazine," but oh my blog you guys -it's sooo awesome!
Anyway, sorry so short. We miss you too and we're sorry for sending you text messages at 3:30 am that say "u still out?" We're working on that.
Ok, Infowars listen up. I agree with your basic mission statement about Barack sucking, and how he is not capable of any real change because he doesn't wield any real power. I'm not a baby, I understand how that shit works. Basically the same as Bush? Sure he is. In the pocket of big finance? Yup. Fine, I'm basically on your team, crazy "documentary," but I need some convincing from people who are smarter then me. Who ya got for me to really drive your theory home? Oh, just a little guy we like to call Joe Rogan. No big deal. Yeah you know, that shitty comedian that made people eat balls on Fear Factor and promotes Axe Bodyspray to d-bags on Ultimate Fighter? Political pundit is just on of the many hats many hats Joe Rogan wears. Not only do you ask Joe fucking Rogan anything (already dubious) you put a soundbyte from him in THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF YOUR MOVIE!! Whaaa? No one on this project thought that was a bad idea? Fuck it guys, let's stick Joe "voice of a generation" Rogan right up front. "But boss we have a really great clip of Zizek..." Nope sorry no time.
Then after telling us over and over again about how the President wields no power they dare to tell us who would be better in a puppet position. Kusinich? Ron Paul? Are you fucking kidding me?? JFK was the last "real" president? Fuck right off you crazy retard. I think the last real President was Martin Van Buren. Oh wait, does that sound stupid? That's because it IS stupid. Spoiler alert infowars EVERY PRESIDENT SUCKS. Liking the president is like being super in love with the police, or saying the Beatles were sucky at making music or hating fun. It makes you an unreliable dick. At least Loose Change was scary and insane, not just boring dads talking about how money rules the world. Wait Whaaat? Really? Faaaaaart.
What did you say? You missed our free show at Cake Shop? You dummy. Fine, we'll play again so you can see us be awesome. It will be closer to your apartment, but this time it ain't gonna be free (sorry Fugazi). Bullshit giveth and Bullshit taketh away.
Get ready cause we are gonna be really good. I mean REALLY good.
March 5th @ The Charleston VIOLENT BULLSHIT (epic dudez) DESERTER (CD release-more like CDeez nutz release) COP CITY (starring Sly Stallone) CHILL PILLARS (clever) KABUKI IRON KOLORS (name too long-or perfect length if they let us borrow gear)
Don't come if you're a bummer or ride a bike with no brakes.
The show was fun. Can you tell? I mean these photos don't make it totally clear, but believe me when I tell you-we were sick. So sick in fact we made $40 bucks! And got 2 free drinks!! Momma, your baby boy has finally made it.
We debuted some new material : "Hey, Seattle Fuck Off," "Read and Write," and "My Band Just Doesn't Understand Me." All A+ except Seattle gets an A- cause some girl punched me and I couldn't sing for a second. Sheesh. Women. Am I right guys?
Midnite Till Death put a lot of effort into making this a fun night. They projected scenes from "Street Trash" and "Deadbeat At Dawn"-awesome...They also DJ'ed and threw T-shirts at people. Basically, if you missed this - ya blew it. We love you, but you blew it.
