Friday, December 26, 2008

Neil Year's Eve

Not unlike Martin and Lewis, Chuck and Flava, and Rodney and Dangerfield's-the loveable duo Penry and Green are on for NYE and will help you break every goddamn resolution you make the same night you make it.  Just to beat you to the punch you can't say your resolutions are things like "having fun" or "listening to good music" ok, wiseass?  

The Albert and Costello of DJ'ing (that's us again-ugh this is getting exhausting) will be working for you filthy animals all night on New Year's Eve this year at Enid's.  Trust me when I say it's work-cause we all know it's amateur hour on NYE and we, as seasoned pros of partying, have been asked to try to bring down your flaming plane of an evening as softly as possible.  So stop pretending that you are going to "do something really great this year" and just show up at the bar you know you'll end up at anyway.  I have like a million awesome records and Penry has at least a zillion-so between us it's gonna fucking slay.  Come kiss me on the mouth when it's midnight I promise I'll keep my lips closed this year. (psych! I'm totally gonna french!)

Friday, December 19, 2008

There's No Need To Be Afraid

So here's the final product of the fake charity song that is actually for charity that made a nerd at Gawker so angry he thought Fred Armisen was black. 

I think it came out pretty good - until I saw this!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Charity Done Right Is Like A 69

So Tim Harrington from from Les Savy Fav has a show on called "Beardo."  It's mainly funny business.  You know, like skits and one-act plays, stuff like that.  On Monday I helped him with a very special episode- and no, no one touches anyone in the bathing suit area.  It's for a charity or some crap like that.  All I know is I got free beer and a duet with Moby.  I was easily in the top 3 least famous people there which is saying a lot because the most famous person was..well, Moby I guess.  Is Andrew W.K. still famous?  He was there.  Ah hell, who cares? It's for charity!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Small Screen/Big Time

This is from our show last Monday at the Charleston.  If you missed it, we were really good.  And I'm not just gonna say that and claim it's a fact without good hard evidence (looking at you "global warming") - here's a video someone shot to prove it.  I'm not exactly sure why he wanted it to look like a WWII propaganda film, but whatevs...

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Me Chinese, Me Play Joke...

So we're playing with these guys on Monday.  They are called Coliseum, and despite the title of this post they will NOT put pee-pee in your coke.  They are on tour with Baroness right now playing the big rooms and in their infinite kindness they have decided to wallow in the crapulance of a Charleston basement show with us.  Thanks guys.  
+ other surprises
CHARLESTON (Bedford Ave btw n8th and n9th) 

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Vibrant Bullshit Pt. 2 : Harley's War

This Sunday, Nov. 9th, we are triumphantly returning to the Legion Bar for part 2 of Vibrant Bullshit.  I know what you're thinking, "Jayson, I thought this was a monthly party.  Wasn't the last one like 2 weeks ago?"  Yup, but guess what?  We kinda messed up and booked it too early. but in the the immortal words of me "Fuck it!"  
Violent Bullshit presents:
with DJ's:
+ special guests
10pm till potential friends
Legion Bar on Metropolitan btwn Humbolt and Bushwick. 

Saturday, November 1, 2008


This year Halloween fell on a weekend.....and oh man it was a doozy.  Juggalos, drunk mummies, stay-at-home dads, and I was a lawful/neutral paladin/illusionist otherwise known as a D&D nerdling.  Next year I'm going as a Pussy Inspector -don't steal it!               

Monday, October 27, 2008

So Last night Went Pretty Good...

Last night was round one of our new party VIBRANT BULLSHIT, and it went swimmingly-except no dudes showed up.  It was just a ton of girls and us.  Weird, right? We gave away records to people who answered hardcore based trivia questions correctly.  These are pictures of the winners.  See you next month!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Witness our Collective Fitnesses

Hey you know that magazine CMJ? You don't? It's the one that champions horrible music and always puts white people on the cover. No you're thinking of Pitchfork-CMJ is a magazine...ahhhh forget it already.

So even our whining about how boner filled CMJ is could not diminish the huge demand to have Violent Bullshit part of the festival. In fact fan demand reached such a fevered pitch that we finally relented. Here's how to maximize your CMJ VBS intake.

WED. 22 @Webster Hall Studio-lead screamer Jayson Green will be DJ'ing the Krallice (x-Jasta 14, Breakfaith) and Vried show. Sick black metal and I will be supplying my heaviest records. Starts at midnight.

THURS. 23 @ Death By Chocolate - Bullshit plays with CHEESEBURGER and a bunch of other dudes and ladyfingers. It's free so stop complaining. Go here to download brand new Bullshit song that is part of a mixtape assembled by the promoter. Our song is called "We Don't Like You (War On The Normals)" and it's too early to tell but I think our song might be the best one on the mixtape. The last time we played with the Burger I was in a shame spiral for days afterwards-here's hoping lighting strikes twice.

SUN. 26 @Legion Bar on Metropolitian and Humbolt. "Violent Bullshit Presents : Vibrant Bullshit" This is a party-a party for us. You are invited. We will be playing our favorite hardcore, punk, and whatever records all night with loads of special guests stopping by. It's also, world's greatest artist, J Penry's Bday. 10pm till cry o'clock. Garunteed to get wierd.

Monday, October 13, 2008

You Just Got Beached!

We spent the day at the beach, the Gay Beach that is.  It was a fun sesh. We played some tracks of the upcoming "Epic Dudez : Age of Quarrel 2" 7" and then some songs from the personal collection of VBS.  Listen to it here.
Here's some of what we played:
Black Dice -Lambs Like Fruit
Cro-Mags-Hard Times
Chain Of Strength - Through These Eyes
Born Against - Resist Control
Antioch Arrow - Teenage Debutant and the Debutant Ball
Negative Approach- Friend or Foe
Wide Awake - The Truth (live)
Dahmer - The Hillside Strangler
Cancer Kids- Let's Get Blacklisted

Monday, October 6, 2008

Happy as a Bearded Clam on Gay Beach

So after a long screaming match about "supporting the scene" Tedward has finally agreed to have Violent Bullshit as a guest on his award winning radio show Gay Beach.  There was some controversy about the name and wether is celebrates homosexuality or is pulling the gays proverbial "legs."  Well, I did some investigation and it is clear that Tedward is just embracing and celebrating his sexuality.   Happier about this we Bullshitters could not be.  How bad would it be if we had to call him "CloseTedward?" 

Anyfart- this Saturday Oct. 11 from 2 to 4 you can tune into East Village Radio and listen to us debut some new tunes from our upcoming 7" and make light of important issues.  We'll also be doing "rockapella" versions of some of our most beloved songs.  Dont miss it!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Seven Inches of Bullshit

We finished recording our 10 song 7".  It sounds great, even Dum Dum the Chicken likes it-and he's a total dick!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Captain Trips and Epic Dudez

We are taking this show into the studio this weekend to record for a 7".  Expect it to sound like all three of the above photos, but with more breakdowns.  We haven't named it yet, but are kicking around some ideas.  Let us know what you think.

"Epic Dudez"
"Sue The City"
"Feminine Predicament"
"Countach-The Record"
"What We Lack In Experience, We Make Up For In Age"
"Older Budwiser"
"Viagra Falls"
"Fuck It"
"Swear Words"
"Age Of Quarrell 2"

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Jayson Bullshit Meets the Clash

So we've finally done it.  We've built a time machine and sent Violent Bullshit singer Jayson Green back in time.  Did he do coke with Chris Farley? Punch Bob Dylan in the face during the filming of "Don't Look Back?"  Meet anyone or do anything significant? Nope.  He got made fun off by mediocore punk band The Clash.  At least someone had the forsight to take a picture of this non-event....way to blow it Green.

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Party That You'll Never Forget!

Superfans, I'm sorry that Bullshit well has been dry for a while, but thirst no longer as now your cup will soon runneth over with Bullshit!  We have two super sweet shows that we are playing this week back to back and belly to belly.  

1.WOWCH (world famous t-shirt purveyors and hollywood provocateurs) and What's your Rupture (record industry giants) present PIZZA PARTY on Sept 11th.  Sure two bands backed out because of pressure from  James Franco but not us!
Expect the expected.  Sweet jamz from us and awesome jamz from Max and Kevin. 10pm! CakeShop! 152 LudlowSt! 3bucks!!

2. Fresh Kills (old buds and just old) have a new record that just popped out of their music vaginas and it is killer.  To celebrate they invited us and Babydayliner to play with them at Glasslands.  Oh and guess what, Nick Zinner (yeah, yeah, yeah we know him) is going to play records.  Fun? You better believe it.  Good times, and great oldies (meaning Fresh Kills). Sept 12th! glASSLands! Franklin btwn S1st and S2nd!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Great, Now I Reek of Putrifacation!

Just got home from the Carcass reunion show and gee whiz was it something else.  Six bands in about 7 hours.  Fuck, death metal, gimmie a break already!  Carcass, Suffocation, Necrophagist, 1349, Aborted, and Rotten Sound.  Did I get there early like a total d-bag? Yep.  Was I soaking wet from waiting in line in the rain? You bet.

So first some advice.  If you are considering buying an Aborted record, you can pretty much skip it.  Bummer City.  But, if you are into to awesome bands who shred super hard, why not run over to Coconuts and pick up the 1349 and Necrophagist records.  Suffocation was pretty sweet too even though t he singer looked like he was in the UFC and kept saying weird stuff like "This song is pretty much all about killing."  Pretty much?  What is the rest of it about?  He also said he wanted to bathe in his manager's entrails, and that was meant to be a compliment. 

Carcass were, of course, amazing.  I was psyched that they played my fav track off "Swan Song" which I know is a poser record, but what the f?  I like what I like.  The most brutal part of the night-when the original drummer (who went from brain dead to comatose) joined the band for a drum solo.  

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Inverted Boner Alert

This video really shook me to my core.  So weird, and so very gross.  What crack squad came up with this a a marketing concept for a toy and what outrageous perv directed the commercial?  Is is a toy for kids? Maybe. Is it porno for creeps? Yep.    

Thanks for nothing Adam Wills 

"So wet you need a towel!" shudder.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Why Didn't I Think of That?

Anybody want a button?  It almost pisses me off how perfect these are.  Seriously.  I ordered 100.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Keep the Change

So there is a lot of talk in the VBS camp about our dislike of Barack Obummer.  What's a progessive to do? When our two party system continues to be a complete joke, who can we turn too?  Well, since we hate to just complain with no solutions Violent Bullshit will endorse a candidate for President.  Vinnie fucking Stigma.  

YES WE CAN vote for the guitarist of Agnostic Front.  I hope he picks Freddie Madball as his running mate.